NSFW Printable Greeting Cards

Thank You Orgasms Card

Welcome to my little selection of NSFW / naughty / raunchy / whatever greeting cards. I hope you find something here to make you laugh. Want something made that you don’t see? Drop me a line!

✨ Download Info

All cards are blank inside for you to write your own personal message.

Downloads include a single PDF file with instruction sheet for printing your card. This is a downloadable file. No physical product will be shipped.

Cards are for personal use only. Absolutely no resale, commercial use or distribution. All rights reserved.

✨ Printing Info & Tips

5×7 inch foldable card. Blank interior. File prints one card per page. Folded card fits standard A7 envelope.

Final look & quality will depend on your printer, ink, and paper used. I recommend 100 lb. cardstock. Please note that colors may print differently than they appear on screen due to natural differences in computer setups.

Due to the nature of  digital items all sales are non-refundable. If you have issues finding the email sent to you with download links, please email me.
Thank You Orgasms Card
Thanks For The Orgasms
You Make Me Moist Illustrated Card
You Make Me Moist Mushroom Pun
10 out of 10 Would Fuck Again Card with flowers
10 Out of 10 Would Fuck Again
10 out of 10 Would Fuck Again Card with flowers
10 Out of 10 Would Fuck Again
5 Star Would Fuck Again Card with floral accent
5 Stars, Would Fuck Again
Nothing Puts The A In Anniversary Like Anal
Nothing Puts The 'A' In Anniversary Like Anal
Nothing Puts The A In Anniversary Like Anal Bananas on Purple
Nothing Puts The 'A' In Anniversary Like Anal
Nothing Puts The A In Anniversary Like Anal Bananas on Pink
Nothing Puts The 'A' In Anniversary Like Anal
Nothing Puts The A In Anniversary Like Anal Bananas on Blue
Nothing Puts The 'A' In Anniversary Like Anal
10 out of 10 Would Fuck Again Card with ginkgo biloba leaf
10 Out of 10 Would Fuck Again
Wordle Mock Anniversary Card reads kinky, mommy, pussy, flick, nudes, fukme
Wordle Parody Anniversary
Wordle Mock Anniversary Card reads daddy, budle, choke, smash, nudes, fukme
Wordle Parody Anniversary
Written By
More from Amanda Hearn

Parmesan Kale Chips

I love kale chips! They are a nutritious, delicious, guilt-free snack, and...
Read More