We Say Good-Bye to Our #InappropriateElf

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We always look forward to the holidays, and we just love the great fun of the annual Inappropriate Elf contest over at Baby Rabies. However, this holiday season won’t be quite the same… Our family relocated this summer, and our poor Elfie has gone missing. It’s been six long months, but we’ve finally had to face reality.

Elfie is gone.

missing elfOur daughters have started drinking.

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His friends have begun eating their emotions.

IMG_3580And me? Well, I just hope he’s got a Keurig wherever he is. ::pours a coffee out of my Elfie::


Today we remember him.

Like the time Elfie got a job as a mailman and thought that one of
Mr. & Mrs. Johnson’s kids looked familiar.
(#InappropriateElf Entry)

Elfie2The time he stayed up all night for a Vampire Diaries marathon.

tumblr_meb4yrn1A51qltgyfo1_400Let us not forget his true claim to fame, when he made cover of
TIME Magazine’s exclusive North Pole Edition
– and won the 2012 #InappropriateElf contest from Baby Rabies.

Are You ELF ENOUGH? #InappropriateElfHe was the best party pal!

tumblr_m7jpozIVVR1qltgyfo1_400At least until he got the munchies and ate all of your Pirate Booty.

tumblr_me7ifkVSKi1qltgyfo1_400But he was always so good with the kids.

tumblr_mebsgpnhuO1qltgyfo1_400We miss you Elfie!

Perhaps one day we will DIY a new elf to join our home, or just stop fighting it and buy one.

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